Extendable baton to chib troot

[Pearly Invicta]

I don't know how I ever managed to dispatch a trout without one of these  

Seemingly Dundee fishing shops have been told to stop selling extendable batons 'for killing fish' as they are (shock) offensive weapons.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/output/2009/12/30/newsstory14324365t0.asp
Best quote- ?It seems funny how it is an offensive weapon for any of us to carry, but almost every policeman in the country carries one.?

[Guddler]

A 2 foot long 20oz baton for dispatching fish? Whit kind of fish do you get in Dundee?!?!?

[Black-Don]

A 2 foot long 20oz baton for dispatching fish? Whit kind of fish do you get in Dundee?!?!?

Rumble Fish.   :roll:

Just in case anyone is in any doubt about what's being discussed here's a You Tube Video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux2eoJG3lRI

I've tried to pick one which was descriptive but there are loads more if you google telescopic or expandable baton.

(video won't seem to come up so have posted link)

[Inchlaggan]

My understanding of the vernacular would suggest that the verb "chib" implies the use of a sharp implement. In this instance (the use of a blunt instrument) "gub" would be more appropriate. An alternative would be "molicate" or "malky" (ooops, you can only have one alternative).
There you go, the benefits of a private education in one of Edinbugh's finest.
Pedantically yours.